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The fertility rate乌鸦传媒攖he number of children a hypothetical woman between the ages 15 to 49 would have over the course of her reproductive life乌鸦传媒攈as been steadily falling over the last several decades.
Canada乌鸦传媒檚 fertility rate, which 2016 census figures released in August, is pegged at 1.6 per cent, slightly higher than the 1.59 posted by Statistics Canada three years earlier.
The last year when the average number of children born matched the 2.1 replacement level needed for the population to renew itself, without being bolstered by immigration, was 1971.
This has been driven in large part by women choosing to join the reproduction game later or deferring it altogether.
In the 1960s, for instance, the average age for a first birth was about 22. Today, that age has been pushed to 30-plus and doctors say the later you go the less chance you have for more and more small humans to explode from your womb.
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