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Myers high on Canada

AT RANDOM: Mike Myers says it right, eh
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I recently read Mike Myers: Canada. You may know him as Wayne Campbell from Wayneѻýs World on Saturday Night Live or Austin Powers, Dr. Evil or Shrek from his life in film.

The proud Canadian who often wears a Toronto Maple Leaf jersey has made many of us laugh for decades. He spent his first 20 years in Ontario before moving to the U.S.

ѻýFame is a real experience,ѻý he wrote. ѻýBut itѻýs not a Canadian experience. And nothing about growing up in Canada prepares you for a public life.ѻý

Myers, 54, says he learned that fame has no intrinsic value and he is grateful for what being famous has brought him. He adores Canada.

ѻýMy American friends once accused me of enjoying being Canadian. Guilty as charged.ѻý

In discussing Canada, on its 150th birthday, Myers mentions how we are obsessed with statistics.

ѻýWell, seven out of ten Canadians are obsessed with statistics. And of those seven, 25 per cent of themѻýyou get my point.ѻý

We also love lists and Myers informs his readers that Canada invented time zones, the telephone, the first steamship, Pablum, insulin, the chocolate bar, Greenpeace, lacrosse, IMAX film, the green garbage bag, the snowblower and of course Trivial Pursuit.

He also notes that Canadians love it when other countries mention Canada.

ѻýI still get excited when I hear Carly Simonѻýs 1972 song Youѻýre So Vain when she says, ѻýThen you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.ѻý My brothers and I would cheer when she mentioned Nova Scotia. I guess we thought this song was about us, didnѻýt we, didnѻýt we?ѻý

The youngest of three boys writes that America is comfortable with achievement while we arenѻýt. He says Canadians are at a disadvantage when it comes to describing their childhood.

ѻýEnglish people have Lord of the Flies, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins or even Bend It Like Beckham. Americans haveѻýanything by Disney. Canadians, on the other hand, got nothinѻý. Therefore, when I try to describe my Canadian childhood, I often feel like Iѻým describing a dream I had.

ѻýTry explaining to a non-Canadian The Friendly Giant. Or Mr. Dressup. Or Danny Gallivan. Or Howie Meeker. Or Stompinѻý Tom. Or Don Cherry. Or Lanny McDonald. Or Eddie Shack. Or Cherry Lolas. Or the Food Building. Or the PNE, Or Le bonhomme de neige. Or Luba. Newfoundland. Or Lotta Hitschmanova. Or the Roughriders, and then, of course, the Rough Riders. Or St. Johns and St. John. It was all a dreamѻýOr was it?ѻý

Myersѻý dad, Eric, loved comedy and made Mikeѻýs friends tell a joke or a funny story whenever they came over to the family home in Scarborough. Eric was a die hard Liverpool fan but after moving to Canada, saw hockey as an ѻýimprovementѻý on soccer.

Fame has allowed Myers to get up close and personal with Wayne Gretzky, John Candy, Gilda Radner, Lorne Michaels, Barack Obama, Pierre Trudeau, Justin Trudeau and Phil Hartman, just to name a few.

He has not let fame change him, but rather give him a deeper appreciation for being Canadian. He gets a charge when people greet him when heѻýs back home in Canada.

ѻýIѻýll be on the street and a fellow Canadian will say, ѻýMikeѻýKamloops!ѻý And thatѻýs it. Nothing else has to be said. I love that!ѻý

On the last page, Myers wishes the country a happy birthday and says ѻýwithout you, Iѻýd be nothing.ѻý

He writes: ѻýIѻým so confident in Canadaѻýs future. We know ourselves now. I canѻýt wait for my kids, who are American, to be old enough to be proud that their old man comes from that cool country to the north that has tried harder that any other country in the history of the world to get it rightѻýCanada may not have put a man on the moon, but itѻýs been awfully nice to the man on earth. And perhaps that will be Canadaѻýs greatest legacy.ѻý

ѻý-Kevin Mitchell is the sports editor and newsroom funnyman at the Vernon Morning Star.